This guarantees that my presentation will delight your group
and create an atmosphere in which they will have a great time
and your objective achieved, or I will tear up the check
and you get the presentation for free.

It's that simple and straightforward.

Why would I make such an offer?

I make such a strong offer because I want you to feel completely confident
that you are making the right decision in hiring me for your event. Also in the
nine years that I have been performing professionally, no one has ever
requested their money back.

Instead, I have received some wonderful praise.